I ask "Malachi, do you want some mango?" He replies: "Ya think I don't?"
"Grandma - you are getting very old, and you're going to die soon, but that's okay, because I will just lay my hands on you and pray for you, and raise you from the dead!"
(Being asked about his future proposed marriage to his friend Eryn) "Oh yah, that. Well,... I have a lot of choices"
(While squeezing Mommy's post baby tummy pooch) "Mommy, it's squishy like a pull-up full of pee"
(Fast forward one year, once again playing with Grandma's mole) 'Grandma, it's squishy like a jellyfish"
(While playing with a large mole on Grandma's face) "Grandma, I like your nipple"
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